I'm Not Drunk T-Shirt

Now I'm no doctor, but "what doesn't kill you makes your stronger", right? So you're not drinking heavily, you're making your liver more resilient. You never hear that too much breathing will damage your lungs, or excessive thinking is bad for your brain. If you ask me (again, not a doctor), crushing beers is just cardio for your liver. Grab this tee to assure any concerned citizens or medical professionals in the vicinity that you know what you're doing. You take health advice from a t-shirt website.